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Nosy newsagent
Name Nosy newsagent
Age Between 50 and 60
Gender Male
Country UK
Occupation Annoying shopkeeper
Season 2
Played By Matt Lucas
 The Nosy newsagent appeared in Series Two. He owned a newsagents, where a man visited. The man grabbed a drink. ("Thirsty?") The man then grabbed a chocolate bar. ("Hungry?") He then grabbed a newspaper. ("Looking to catch up on today's news and sports?") He grabbed a notepad. ("Hoping to write letter to friend or relative?") The man, curious what the newsagent would ask, reached for a porn magazine. ("Planning a wank?") The man decided not to take it and just bought those, avoiding eye contact.

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